AFTERWORD IT IS MY hope, as I
approach the twilight of my years, or at least the afternoon tea, that some of
this information will be of use to those people who look on me as a beacon of
rectitude an' knowledge. I have tested the recipes
and hardly any of them make you throw up. As for the etiquette, well, I have
done my best. Life is full of little tricks and if you're allowed to go
around again, well, they don't let you take the notes you made the first
time. I hope my efforts will provide you with a sketch map. But really, etiquette
is a state of mind. You never know what tomorrow will bring. It might hold a
problem no one has yet had to face. So therefore you need to get your mind
right for when you venture into areas where no book is going to help you.
Remember: someone had to be the first person in the world to eat an oyster. In that case, my
advice is to try a nice open smile, although this admittedly won't get
you far with shellfish. I do find it gets me out of trouble with people nine
times out of ten, and even if it does get me into trouble it's
generally int'resting trouble and leads to warm memories. You couldn't buy
them for money. Gytba Ogg "fir Nam
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